About

Hi. I’m Heidi.

Bio (the short version):

Heidi Schulz is a writer, reader, and giraffe suspicioner. Her debut novel for middle grade readers, HOOK’S REVENGE, will be published by Disney•Hyperion in Fall 2014, followed by her picture book debut, GIRAFFES RUIN EVERYTHING, by Bloomsbury Kids in Fall 2015. She lives in Salem, Oregon with her husband, their teen daughter, a terrible little dog, and five irascible chickens. Heidi is represented by Brooks Sherman of FinePrint Literary Management. Please contact him for rights inquiries.

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Bio (the long version):

Heidi Schulz is a bit of a riddle, even to herself. Her high school career aptitude test suggested she would be an excellent air-traffic controller, possibly because she is always thinking of a million things at once. She enjoys cooking but hates having to cook–there is a difference, you know. She loves spreadsheets almost as much as she loves creating new worlds on paper. She is suspicious of giraffes and despairs of ever being normal.

Heidi lives in the same Oregon community that she grew up in, although she did take a much beloved three year break with her husband and daughter to live in Maryland. It never fails to delight her that her town’s public library still has the same three-story dollhouse on display that a very young Heidi liked to look at, nor that the children’s librarians are able to continue coming up with new ways to arrange the furniture.

Heidi worked in accounting until the birth of her daughter, at which point she chose to pursue a career in playing Barbies and scraping Playdoh out of the carpet. After many years, she was promoted to head chauffeur and frequent co-conspirator. She has been homeschooling her daughter since 2007. If you see Heidi out and about, feel free to quiz her on her times tables.

Heidi lives in Salem, Oregon with her husband, their teen daughter, a terrible little dog, and five irascible chickens. Early in the morning and/or late at night she writes stories for children. Her debut novel for middle grade readers, HOOK’S REVENGE, will be published by Disney•Hyperion in Fall 2014, followed by her picture book debut, GIRAFFES RUIN EVERYTHING, by Bloomsbury Kids in Fall 2015.

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About Frantically Simple:

Switching from third-person to first-person because I am a writer and can do what I like:

Since 2006, when the moon was right, I’ve blogged a wee bit. This space is where I blather on about family, food, books and writing, homeschooling, and general shenanigans. If I’m in the mood, I might even illustrate my life with marker drawings or photos of toys.

Basically, this blog is like licking a handrail at the subway station: You never know what you’re going to end up with.

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For goodness sake, if you are hungry have a ginger-pear muffin, don’t go licking handrails! Like the muffins? Here’s the recipe.

If you would like to know why this space is named Frantically Simple, click here.

If you would like to know why I am suspicious of giraffes, click here.

 

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